Bath & Brush
A deep clean with hypoallergenic shampoo, blow-dry and a tidy brush-through. Perfect between full grooms.
from £25
Guildford's friendly grooming salon · Est. 2013
From muddy spaniels to pampered poodles, we treat every dog like our own. Gentle hands, allergen-free products, and over a decade of experience.
About Funky Dogs
Tucked away on Woodbridge Hill in Guildford, Funky Dogs has been grooming local pups since 2013. We're a small, experienced team who believe grooming should be calm, gentle and tailored to the dog — never rushed on a conveyor belt.
Whether it's a first puppy groom, a full teddy-bear trim, or some soothing therapy for your senior companion, we'll look after them like they're our own.
Our Services
Every dog is different, so every groom is too. Pricing below is a guide — final price depends on breed, size, coat condition and temperament. Give us a ring for a tailored quote.
A deep clean with hypoallergenic shampoo, blow-dry and a tidy brush-through. Perfect between full grooms.
from £25
The works — bath, blow-dry, breed-specific trim, nail clip, ear check and finishing spritz.
from £45
A gentle, short introduction so your puppy learns to love the salon. Bath, dry and a light tidy.
from £30
A quick in-and-out for nails, pad trim, sanitary tidy and ear clean. No appointment needed for regulars.
from £12
Extra-gentle grooming for older or anxious dogs, with breaks and soothing massage to ease stiff joints.
from £40
Perfect for double-coated breeds. Deep de-shed, conditioning bath and blow-out — less hair on your sofa.
from £35
Prices shown are starting prices. Tell us your dog's breed and coat and we'll give you an exact quote — no surprises.
Why Funky Dogs
Allergen-free, paraben-free shampoos and conditioners suited to sensitive skin.
Small numbers, plenty of breaks. We work at your dog's pace, not the clock's.
Qualified, insured groomers who've seen (and loved) every breed under the sun.
Nervous pups welcome — we'll go slow, reward generously and build trust.
The Salon


Happy Tails
"I've been taking my dogs to Martin and Sarah since they first opened at Worplesdon Road. They've always bent over backwards to accommodate the needs of the various dogs I've had since knowing them. I wouldn't go anywhere else in Gfd."
"My Frenchie puppy went to Funky Dogs for the first time today! Such lovely friendly service and I new my dog was in good hands! He came out smelling AMAZING and looked so pampered! Will definitely be coming back. Thank you Funky Dogs team! x"
"The very best, Martin is so kind, very good at what he does. Great price, great service always."
Book your dog in
Appointments fill up quickly, especially around weekends and holidays. The quickest way to book is by phone.